Tea House Theatre

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!

WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE

Great news! Our tea subscription just landed! And we are offering a free UK delivery to all our tea subscribers. Have your favourite tea delivered every month for the whole year by buying it as a subscription.  With one simple purchase the cost of the tea will be debited every month and delivered to your door, so that you never run out.  One purchase, no worries and a constant supply of superb tea for whenever you need it.

And of course have a look at our range of excellent teas in our eTea shop if you want to buy just one off.

Click here to visit our online shop

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Please browse the rest of our site if you have the time and we will see you soon.

We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce online (to view our range click here). Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

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Subscription - Kenya Purple Tea (4oz)
£18.00 every month
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Subscription - Black Tea Box
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Green Tea Box
£18.00 every month
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Subscription - Herbal Tea Box
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Mixed Tea Box
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Blue Lady OP (4oz)
£18.00 every month
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Subscription - NEW - Sencha Emerald Green (4oz)
£20.00 every month
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Subscription - Decaffeinated Earl Grey (4oz)
£18.00 every month
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Subscription - Vanilla Tea (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Apple Tea (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Assam GBOP (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Assam TGFOP1 Second Flush (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Darjeeling SFTGFOP 2nd Flush (4oz)
£18.00 every month
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Subscription - Darjeeling SFTGFOP First Flush (4oz)
£20.00 every month
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Subscription - Decaffeinated Ceylon (4oz)
£17.00 every month
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Subscription - Dragonwell (4oz)
£22.00 every month
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Subscription - Formosa Oolong Top Fancy (2oz)
£24.00 every month
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Subscription - Ginger Root (4oz)
£14.00 every month
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Subscription - Bi Luo Chun (4oz)
£20.00 every month
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Subscription - Earl Grey (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Gunpowder Green (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Herbal Rooibos (4oz)
£14.00 every month
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Subscription - Honeybush (4oz)
£14.00 every month
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Subscription - Japanese Bancha Houji Cha (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Japanese Gen Mai Cha (4oz)
£15.00 every month
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Subscription - Japanese Sencha Kuki Cha (4oz)
£15.00 every month
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Subscription - Jasmine Tea (4oz)
£20.00 every month
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Subscription - Keemun Peony (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Kenya Milima GFBOP (4oz)
£15.00 every month
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Subscription - Countess Grey (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Lapsang Tiger (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Nilgiri SFTGFOP1 (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Pai Mu Tan/White Peony (2oz)
£24.00 every month
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Subscription - Rose Congou (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Tea House Leaf No.1 (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Tea House Leaf No.2 (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Yunnan Black Superior (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Yunnan Golden Tip (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - China King Zhen - Silver Needle/White Beatitude (2oz)
£24.00 every month
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Subscription - Lemon Verbena (2oz)
£14.00 every month
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Subscription - Chamomile Flowers (2oz)
£14.00 every month
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Subscription - Elderflower (2oz)
£14.00 every month
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Subscription - Cut Nettle (2oz)
£14.00 every month
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Subscription - Raspberry Leaf (2oz)
£14.00 every month
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Subscription - Lavender Herbal Flowers (2oz)
£14.00 every month
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Subscription - Tea House Leaf No.4. Jubilee Tea (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Peppermint (4oz)
£14.00 every month
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Subscription - Fennel Seed (4oz)
£14.00 every month
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Subscription - Mustard Tea (4oz)
£17.00 every month
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Subscription - Echinacea (2oz)
£14.00 every month
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Subscription - Tea House Leaf No.3 (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Ceylon Kandy OP1 (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Russian Caravan (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Spiced Chai (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Gunpowder Mint (4oz)
£14.00 every month
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Subscription - Formosa Pouchong (2oz)
£24.00 every month
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Subscription - Nepalese First Flush Jun Chiyabari (2oz)
£24.00 every month
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Subscription - Ceylon Uva OP1 (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Tea House Leaf No.5 - King's Cup (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Buttercream Oolong (dairy free!) (2oz)
£24.00 every month
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Subscription - Peach Flavoured Tea with Flowers (4oz)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Smokey Russian (4oz) (Copy)
£16.00 every month
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Subscription - Da Hong Pao (4oz)
£24.00 every month
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Subscription - Vietnamese Black Snow - Ho Thau (4oz)
£18.00 every month
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Subscription - Wenshan Baozhong (Pouchong) (4oz)
£22.00 every month
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Subscription - Alishan Oolong (4oz)
£28.00 every month