Tea House Theatre

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!

WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE

Great news! Our tea subscription just landed! And we are offering a free UK delivery to all our tea subscribers. Have your favourite tea delivered every month for the whole year by buying it as a subscription.  With one simple purchase the cost of the tea will be debited every month and delivered to your door, so that you never run out.  One purchase, no worries and a constant supply of superb tea for whenever you need it.

And of course have a look at our range of excellent teas in our eTea shop if you want to buy just one off.

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Please browse the rest of our site if you have the time and we will see you soon.

We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce online (to view our range click here). Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

🌸 Celebrate Mum in the Most Delightful Way! 🌸

Mothering Sunday is a time to show appreciation for the wonderful women in our lives, and there’s no better way to do it than with a charming tea experience at Tea House Theatre. Join us for a special day filled with delicious homemade treats, fine teas, and a cosy, welcoming atmosphere.

A Classic British Tea Experience

At the Tea House Theatre, we take pride in the art of traditional tea serving. Our loose-leaf teas are lovingly brewed in Brown Betty teapots, kept warm with beautifully crafted tea cosies—just as they should be. From the moment you step inside, you’ll feel at home, surrounded by plush armchairs, wooden tables, and the friendly presence of our resident cats who love to lounge by the window.

Indulge in Homemade Delights

Treat Mum to something truly special, with a selection of homemade cakes, traditional scones with clotted cream and jam, and classic puddings that taste just like they were made with love. If you're looking for something more hearty, we proudly serve:

🍽 The Best Full English Breakfast in London – A proper, satisfying breakfast made with the finest ingredients.
🥩 A Legendary Beef Sunday Roast – Served with crispy roast potatoes, seasonal vegetables, Yorkshire pudding, and rich gravy—a true Sunday feast!

and more…

The Perfect Mother’s Day Gift 🎁

Looking for the perfect gift to make Mum smile? Explore our range of thoughtful tea-themed gifts, available for home delivery or collection:

🍃 Loose-Leaf Teas & Special Tea Gift Boxes – Hand-picked selections of the finest teas.
🎟️ Tea House Theatre Gift Vouchers – Let Mum choose her perfect experience.
📦 Tea Subscription – A monthly delivery of premium loose-leaf teas, straight to her door.
🍵 Tea Accessories – Beautiful teapots, cups, infusers, and more.
📚 Books & More – From tea guides to cozy reads, perfect for a relaxing afternoon.

💌 Visit our online shop to explore all our Mother’s Day gifts!

"Take Care of Your Mum" box set
£35.00
'Take Care of Your Mum Properly' Box Set
£75.00