Tea House Theatre

139 Vauxhall Walk London, SE11 5HL United Kingdom

02072074585

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!

WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE

Great news! Our tea subscription just landed! And we are offering a free UK delivery to all our tea subscribers. Have your favourite tea delivered every month for the whole year by buying it as a subscription.  With one simple purchase the cost of the tea will be debited every month and delivered to your door, so that you never run out.  One purchase, no worries and a constant supply of superb tea for whenever you need it.

And of course have a look at our range of excellent teas in our eTea shop if you want to buy just one off.

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We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce online (to view our range click here). Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

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Park and Lane on Air (Christmas Special)

Park and Lane On Air, Christmas Special!

Starring Dan Graylyons and Simon James

Written by Dan Graylyons, Simon James and Jack Gunn

£10 (per ticket)

Park and Lane are a comedy duo comprised of Dan Graylyons and Simon James. Their 'On Air’ show carries on the grand traditions of great radio comedy of the past, such as the Goon Show, Round the Horn, the Navy Lark and Hancock’s Half Hour etc.

With Christmas just around the corner like a sex offender waiting for his prey, Park and Lane are also waiting around the corner with their own unique brand-of comic mayhem to entertain you for the festive season.

Make Park and Lane part of your Yuletude this year, like yellow snow on your doorstep and ice-skating cars on the roads.

Join the lads as they reverse their comedy sled into the golden age of British radio humour, those good old post-war years when life was simpler, people were just happy to be not dead and TV was astronomically expensive, which meant radio was king and will be again…

with Park and Lane On Air!

-THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT HAS BEEN ISSUED BY PARK AND LANE'S LEGAL DEPARTMENT-

"We wish to point out in the strongest terms that Park and Lane (Mr Dan Graylyons and Mr Simon James) have at no time been accused, convicted or in any way implicated in illegal sexual acts. In fact, they rarely get to indulge in legal ones, for that matter. Furthermore, they neither condone nor excuse the behaviour of certain celebrities from the 1970's and have never knowingly worked for the BBC."

Earlier Event: December 1
Christmas at the Tea House Theatre
Later Event: December 15
The Queen of the Paris Cabaret Saves Father Christmas