Tea House Theatre

139 Vauxhall Walk London, SE11 5HL United Kingdom

02072074585

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!

WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE

Great news! Our tea subscription just landed! And we are offering a free UK delivery to all our tea subscribers. Have your favourite tea delivered every month for the whole year by buying it as a subscription.  With one simple purchase the cost of the tea will be debited every month and delivered to your door, so that you never run out.  One purchase, no worries and a constant supply of superb tea for whenever you need it.

And of course have a look at our range of excellent teas in our eTea shop if you want to buy just one off.

Click here to visit our online shop

Keep up to date with what’s going on by signing up to our Penny Post Newsletter. All our events, news about the cats and a little whimsy to inform and entertain

Click here to sign up for the Penny Post

Please browse the rest of our site if you have the time and we will see you soon.

We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce online (to view our range click here). Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

Back to All Events

Mad Hatter's Tea Party

"All must have prizes!"

The story of Alice in Wonderland takes place on the 4th May. To celebrate the 150th anniversary of the publication of Lewis Caroll's iconic novel the Tea House Theatre invites grown-ups to join the Mad Hatter, the Red Queen, the White Rabbit and a host of other characters for a dinner riddled with games, gambles and recitations. 

The menu has been taken straight from the book and we promise you an exciting, entertaining evening from which no one will leave empty handed. 

Starter
Mock Turtle Soup with breadandbutterflies
or
'Soup of the Evening, Beautiful Soup' (V)

Main
Pig & Pepper
or
'Alice, Mutton. Mutton, Alice'
or
'The other side of what?' (V)

Dessert
Painting the Roses Red

"If you stay long enough, we might have a battle."

*All guests must be appropriately attired. Prizes for the most splendid.  

Dinner Tickets £25 per person

Earlier Event: April 30
Eve Ferret: Fabaret
Later Event: May 16
The Cleverest Thief