Tea House Theatre

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!

WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE

Great news! Our tea subscription just landed! And we are offering a free UK delivery to all our tea subscribers. Have your favourite tea delivered every month for the whole year by buying it as a subscription.  With one simple purchase the cost of the tea will be debited every month and delivered to your door, so that you never run out.  One purchase, no worries and a constant supply of superb tea for whenever you need it.

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We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce online (to view our range click here). Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

Love Potions

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Love Potions

£29.50

Treat your loved one to our specially selected romantic tea selection.
Escape together for some precious stolen moments of nothing but each other and the warm embrace of a cup of tea. These teas have been chosen for their sensual aromas, quality and taste. These ancient infusions have wonderful health benefits, taking care of you, as you take care of each other.

“Let us dream of evanescence, and linger in the beautiful foolishness of things.” Kakuzo Okakura - The Book of Tea

This beautiful selection box contains six taster pouches, each containing an ounce of tea (3 or 4 pots worth) and a heart shaped, love infuser to brew your potion to perfection.

The Teas:

Rose Congou - This desirable Chinoise-Noire cha is infused with rose petals which absorb the scent of the delicate flowers in the dark night. Releasing the flavour as the dawn breaks. Perfect with your morning Valentines chocolates.

Lavender Herbal Flowers - This beautifully infusion is fragrant and relaxing, the aroma of these pretty, purple flowers lays you down in a field, wrapped in the arms of your lover, on a warm summers day and it’s the perfect brew for relaxing and getting in the mood for romance.

Jasmine Pearl - This Chinoise-Verte cha is infused with jasmine flowers whose petals open among the tea leaves as they are tucked away at night. These delicate pearls are fragrant and delicious, and so very good for the mind, body and soul.

Countess Grey - A strong Chinoise-Noire cha infused with the delicate citrus flavour of lemon. Named for Earl Grey’s Great Love. His bergamot orange gives way to a lighter lemon in this lovely, feminine tea, which is great at any time of the day.

Honey Bush - Picked in the high stony mountains of South Africa this sweet elixir sits you on a veranda in the evening sunshine with the one you love. A floral, lightly roasted potion with honey notes that cleanses and strengthens the body and soul. Leaving you feeling fresh and vital and ready for love.

Darjeeling First Flush - The champagne of teas. The leaves are specially selected in the foothills of the Himalayas to create the most exquisite afternoon tea. Born of romance and danger, smuggled from China by a Scottish botanist, a breed known for their passion. Enjoy together with a touch of the exotic.

The romance:

That’s down to you...

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The Teas:

Rose Congou - This desirable Chinoise-Noire cha is infused with rose petals which absorb the scent of the delicate flowers in the dark night. Releasing the flovour as the dawn breaks. Perfect with your morning Valentines chocolates.

Lavender Herbal Flowers - This beautifully infusion is fragrant and relaxing, the aroma of these pretty, purple flowers lays you down in a field, wrapped in the arms of your lover, on a warm summers day and it’s the perfect brew for relaxing and getting in the mood for romance.

Jasmine Pearl - This Chinoise-Verte cha is infused with jasmine flowers whose petals open among the tea leaves as they are tucked away at night. These delicate pearls are fragrant and delicious, and so very good for the mind, body and soul.

Lady Grey - A strong Chinoise-Noire cha infused with the delicate citrus flavour of lemon. Named for Earl Grey’s Great Love. His bergamot orange gives way to a lighter lemon in this lovely, feminine tea, which is great at any time of the day.

Honey Bush - Picked in the high stony mountains of South Africa this sweet elixir sits you on a veranda in the evening sunshine with the one you love. A floral, lightly roasted potion with honey notes that cleanses and strengthens the body and soul. Leaving you feeling fresh and vital and ready for love. 

Darjeeling First Flush - The champagne of teas. The leaves are specially selected in the foothills of the Himalayas to create the most exquisite afternoon tea. Born of romance and danger, smuggled from China by a Scottish botanist, a breed known for their passion. Enjoy together with a touch of the exotic.

The romance:

That’s down to you...