Tea House Theatre

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!

WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE

Great news! Our tea subscription just landed! And we are offering a free UK delivery to all our tea subscribers. Have your favourite tea delivered every month for the whole year by buying it as a subscription.  With one simple purchase the cost of the tea will be debited every month and delivered to your door, so that you never run out.  One purchase, no worries and a constant supply of superb tea for whenever you need it.

And of course have a look at our range of excellent teas in our eTea shop if you want to buy just one off.

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Please browse the rest of our site if you have the time and we will see you soon.

We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce online (to view our range click here). Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

'Take Care of Your Mum Properly' Box Set

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'Take Care of Your Mum Properly' Box Set

£75.00

Mothers work so very hard all year round giving us the love, care and attention that we need. Give your mum the gift of a selection of teas that will give her moments to savour. The instructions on the back are for you, so that you can put the kettle on and make the tea for your mother. She’s put up with you through lockdown, the least you an do is make her a cuppa.

‘Take Care of Your Mum Properly’ set contains seven 1 oz pouches of tea, each of which is enough for 3 or 4 pots, 6 cup Brown Betty tea pot, Empress Tea Strainer and a heart shaped tea infuser.

The Staffordshire potteries have been closed for lockdown.  They are just getting back up and running and we have the tea pots on pre order.  We are expecting delivery early April, so, please, do pre order with us and we will deliver your tea selection and tea strainer, now, followed by your tea pot in early April.



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  • Camomile Flowers - For when your mother needs to relax.  A warm taste of flowery happiness, calming and soothing.  A traditional classic for bedtime.  Perfect at the end of a long hard day to help her sleep.

Use one teaspoon per person and one for the pot. Brew with boiled water that has been left to cool for two minutes.

  • Lavender Herbal Flowers - For when you’ve annoyed your mother.  A beautifully fragrant infusion, Lavender calms nervousness, anxiety and stress.  It also calms the tummy on those days where you are feeling a bit off.  Perfect for finding a moment of calm.

Use one teaspoon per person and one for the pot. Brew with boiled water that has been left to cool for two minutes.

  • Darjeeling First Flush - For when your mother wants to feel elegant and sophisticated. The Champagne of teas, light with a musky spiciness.  Perfect for afternoon tea with the girls.

Use one teaspoon per person and one for the pot. Brew with boiling water.

  • Blue Lady - For when your mother needs cheering up.  Chinese Keemun black tea with rose petals, marigold flowers and mallow blossoms, a beautiful fragrant tea, whose aromas will put a smile on her face.  Perfect for taking a moment to herself.

Use one teaspoon per person and one for the pot. Brew with boiling water.

  • Earl Grey - For when your mother needs a lovely cuppa.  An elegant blend of Chinese black teas infused with oil from the rind of the Bergamot Orange. A classic afternoon tea that transports you to an Edwardian drawing room.  Perfect for an indulgent moment with a slice of cake.

Use one teaspoon per person and one for the pot. Brew with boiling water.

  • English Apple Tea - For when your mother needs to feel refreshed.  A refreshing tea with a fruity ending that works equally well with or without milk.  The apple pieces give this Chinese black tea a light fruity aspect.  Perfect for a quiet moment in the garden.

Use one teaspoon per person and one for the pot. Brew with boiling water.

  • Rose Congou - For when you want to give your mother flowers.  This fine Chinese black tea is layered with rose petals. The scent of the flowers is absorbed by the tea to create a beautiful floral infusion.  Perfect for curling up with a good book.

Use one teaspoon per person and one for the pot. Brew with boiling water.